Rob Ford will not eat your pussy. He would never do that! But not because the Toronto mayor doesn’t eat pussy. No. He won’t do it because he’s happily married and “has more than enough to eat at home.”
THIS IS A REAL THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ON LIVE TV.
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ROB FORD CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP.
My deep and heartfelt thanks to all who have served and continue to serve.
I wrote about this a few years back, but I’ll repeat myself.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. wrote about this day in Breakfast of Champions, published in 1973.
"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.
Armistice Day has become Veterans’ Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans’ Day is not.
So I will throw Veterans’ Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things.
What else is sacred? Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance. And all music is.”
I adore Vonnegut and his work. And his opinion is beautifully stated, per usual. But I would argue with Vonnegut on this point. Slightly.
So it goes.
I believe Veterans’ Day is equally sacred. I believe Veterans’ Day has become sacred. At least, it is a day that is sacred to me.
It is a day that serves as a solemn reminder of how very fragile peace is and at what great cost it takes to achieve it.
Veterans Day’ reminds us that an armistice lasts only so long as men and women no longer seek war against one another. Until then, men and women are called upon to strive for peace through non-peaceful means.
I look forward to the day when all mankind once again hears the quiet voice of God. On that day, when we no longer have a need to create Veterans, on that day all of humanity can once again celebrate - and keep sacred - Armistice Day in peace and prosperity.
Until then, I will continue to work toward peace and I will keep Armistice Day sacred by honoring Veterans’ Day.
We all need to watch this 3 times a day. Like praying.
Dancing Pumpkin Weatherman (by TheAbnormalApe)
…and special bonus weird ending!
Ben Cooper Daredevil costume. Fooling nobody.
Look out! Here comes
What if Fantastic Four and Tintin meets on the moon ?
(seeing similarity beetween the two covers, i decided to make a little mod by imagining Tintin and The FF both suprised to see someone else on the moon)
hope you’ll enjoy ;-)
Based on Fantastic Four Vol 1 #98 by Jack Kirby and Tintin: Explorers on the moon by Hergé