G.I. Jew

Master of the Fine Arts

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"Who are you going to believe: Me? Or your lying eyes?" - Putin, basically

In case you were wondering how things were going in Ukraine.

wtfawshow:

Here’s what you need to know about Ukraine:

Filed under ukraine Vladimir Putin crimea nato putin foreign affairs

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#UKRAINE! ALL NEW EPISODE!

Do you like Mila Kunis, singing super villains, and Steven Seagal?  Then you’ll LOVE our episode on Ukraine.  Also, there are facts. 

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What do Vladimir Putin, Viktor Yushchenko, Mila Kunis, Charlie Rose, Bill O’Reilly, Steven Seagal, Jeremy Wade, Joseph Stalin, and Jackée all have to do with the crisis in Ukraine? And why is it bad for the Jews? The boys go digging for answers and this time, not even Kevin is safe from Benari’s wild conspiracy theories!

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stevemarmel:

slackmistress:

When a good part of your career involves making total strangers think you’re funny, it’s super shitty when people don’t attribute. (h/t noirbettie)


Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m the jerk.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress)
April 27, 2012


Yep.

stevemarmel:

slackmistress:

When a good part of your career involves making total strangers think you’re funny, it’s super shitty when people don’t attribute. (h/t noirbettie)

Yep.

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Last week, I had the honor of meeting Stan Lee - a living legend and a longtime personal hero of mine!  A supporter of veterans, Ol’ Smilin’ Stan is a WWII vet himself, practically winning the war singlehandedly (as he’ll gladly tell you)!     

Stan “The Man” Lee truly lives up to his name; he’s a real mensch.   

Excelsior!

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In Malaysia, POTUS "treaded gingerly" on controversial issues... but we didn't!

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In many ways, though, Malaysia remains the same work-in-progress it was in 1998, blessed with an industrious, multiethnic population but burdened by a corrupt political system, with a Malay elite that does not hesitate to vilify its opponents with trumped-up charges.

Speaking at a news conference with Prime Minister Najib Razak, Mr. Obama treaded gingerly on these issues. He said he pressed Mr. Najib during their meeting about Malaysia’s human rights record, which has come under new scrutiny in recent weeks because of the legal travails of an opposition leader, Anwar Ibrahim.

“The prime minister is the first to acknowledge that Malaysia has still got some work to do on these issues, just like the United States, by the way, has some work to do,” the president said.


President Obama may have tip-toed around controversy in Malaysia, but we didn’t! 

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Obama Opens Long-Awaited Visit to #Malaysia

The President of the United States will talk to the Malaysian Prime Minister economic prosperity and security, but what about… MURDER?!

wtfawshow:

You know what the Malaysian Prime Minister probably WON’T mention in his talks with President Obama?

MURDER!

But we talk all about it in our Malaysian episode!

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"The more we look at it, the less excited we get."

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No news is still good news for CNN!

No real updates in the missing Malaysian Flight 370 investigation won’t stop CNN’s non-stop coverage of the non-story, with their latest non-bombshell.

Australian officials say an “object of interest” in the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane has been found, but Malaysian authorities said it was too early to tell if it is a real lead.   

But what about the country of Malaysia itself?  Kevin and Benari investigate and tell you what you need to know.